Friends galore!

Some time ago (it's practically ancient history) the Loaf wondered into Heffers, a lonely soul looking for someone to keep him company.

  Loaf cannot live by bread and books alone.  So the eager fellow sprinted forth.

As luck would have it, a brilliant lot of you came to help us make him quite nearly a million friends!  There were so many in fact that some of you started to wonder if perhaps a loaf can have TOO many of them...

Surely not!